Ok, I am this many bored. Bored enough to watch BloodRayne on Netflix. That’s right, when I am bored I like to tortue myself with bad cinema and who do I see? Lo and behold Matt Davis, slaying vampires. Like is this that guys only skill? Me thinks it is. 

cumber-porn:

rejectmediocrity:

sharnacious:

When I first got to Seattle, I took a walk around my new neighbourhood, Greenlake, to get to know the place. And by that I mean I went and found the nearest fro-yo shop. As I was rounding the corner back to my house I saw the most glorious thing sitting on the sidewalk: that cat, right there. That glorious, weird-faced cat. He came right up to me and we had a cuddle and I made sure to take a picture. Mostly because how can you verbally describe that face, am I right? 

I went inside and was all, “So, Lauren, there’s this weird looking cat.” And she’s all, “The white shaved one with the face?” And I was all, “YEAH!” That’s how that conversation went. She told me that he hangs around the neighbourhood and is super friendly. 

After that, every time I left the house or came home, I was hoping to run into the cat again. When I went out the other day for a walk (read: to get fro-yo), he was across the street chillin’. Maybe a little bit of illin’. (I have no idea what that means.) But this time he had a name tag.

AND IT SAID “MISTER FACE”.

Holy shit. That may be the most perfect name for that cat. I can’t even… Ugh, too good. 

Anyway, I think Mister Face should be famous on the Internet. He’s obviously way more fantastic than all those other Internet cats (sorry beloved Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub, but it’s true). The only problem is that I’m afraid of Reddit. And everyone knows Reddit is how cats become famous. 

So somebody who is not afraid of Reddit should post some pictures of Mister Face so he can become famous. Then when people are all, “Excuse me, ma’am, could you hold the elevator for me?” I can be all, “Um, I discovered Mister Face. What have you done?” as the door closes in their face. 

MR….FACE….

Mr Face!! OMG! He deserves to be famous!

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consultingsuperhusbands:

consultinganglophile:

all I have to say is….
look at his ass

consultingsuperhusbands:

consultinganglophile:

all I have to say is….

look at his ass

image

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porcelain-horse-horselain:

 Not a god damn thing.

porcelain-horse-horselain:

 Not a god damn thing.

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lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

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drinksallroundcunt:

japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid

first i park my squid and then i fuck your bitch

Aquaman got surly in his later years

drinksallroundcunt:

japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid

first i park my squid and then i fuck your bitch

Aquaman got surly in his later years

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